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Anonymous asked: Bees are important please don't

officialunitedstates:

next thing I know you people are going to start telling me the moon is important too and frankly I don’t care about either

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lulz-time:

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justofficialunitedstatesthings:

savannahdewbs:

justofficialunitedstatesthings:

fun fact: officialunitedstates currently holds the world record

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the world record

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officialunitedstates:

destroy a bee hive using only your fists

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Metal detector

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Metal detector

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phantomofthebookstore:

one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons

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Anonymous asked: Do you consider yourself more conservative or liberal?

officialunitedstates:

I like to conserve.  Sometimes instead of just throwing away soda cans I’ll glue them together into random shapes.  That way they don’t go to the landfill until later.  I’m helping.

On the other hand, I also really like libraries.  They’re a good service for people who haven’t discovered the internet yet. 

So a bit of both.  Thanks

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officialunitedstates:

I like globes that have the bumps on them for mountains.  let me feel the earth, run my fingers over your himalayas, caress your inner alps

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Anonymous asked: Nice dodging the question faggot

officialunitedstates:

do they have finals in sixth grade?  good luck on them if you do

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micthemicrophone:

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I love how you accurately capture that trying-to-be-polite feeling of, “ASKING ME QUESTIONS IS THE LAST FUCKING THING YOU SHOULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW.”

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